New things

I have made some changes!

On the right sidebars there is a new ‘Featured Things!’ section and a section for my social networking pages.

The ‘Something new coming soon’ from the title is gone for now, had to put it on the backburner while I am doing some other stuff.

The Orange Box is almost here! 5 minutes to go (at tiime of writing)! Cant wait :mrgreen:


Now playing on Winamp: Foo Fighters – Erase-Replace
via FoxyTunes

Elephant jokes

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: “Look! A herd of plums in the distance” (Jane is colour blind)

Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash

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